Harley, the great elephant hunter

What’s wrong?
“I missed another one.”
What were you chasing?
“I think it is called an elephant.”
There was an elephant in your backyard?
“Yes! I saw it in the TV window. When I see those animals in the TV window, I bark, bark, bark, and run outside to catch them. So far they have all escaped.”
— Harley, a poodle mix