Lola — destroyer of dog beds

Your owner says you have destroyed five dog beds.
“Those were beds? I thought they were fluffy kill toys. I love, love, love puffs of fluff.”
She says she’s not buying you any more beds.
“She did? I don’t believe you. She always brings me treats.” 
— Lola, unclaimed stray who found a forever home

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