“If everything the light touches is my kingdom, then why does the dude kick me out of bed when I want to sleep next to the girl?”— Simba Rejected because he wasn’t a purebred, the terrier-pit...

What’s wrong?“I missed another one.”What were you chasing?“I think it is called an elephant.”There was an elephant in your backyard?“Yes! I saw it in the TV window. When I see those animals in the TV window,...

Do you drool?“Never!”Do you love bath time?“Yes!”Are you lying to me?“Maybe.”— Dozer This English bulldog found a forever family when he was a year old and his first caretaker had to give him up.

“My name is Sophie, and I’m a cheese addict.”— Sophie, a one-eyed pekapoo

“Need something licked?”— Sasha This German Shepherd insists on checking you out thoroughly before she allows you to meet her 6-year-old master.

Your owner says you have a pretty smile. “I do. But like most girls, I don’t like random strangers to tell me to smile.”— Lucy, golden retriever around 10 years old

“My hair is a mess. But I guess you can take my picture.”— Daisy, a Yorkie who usually wears fancy outfits Daisy originally lived with her owner’s sister-in-law, but it was clear Daisy had found her...

That’s a fancy collar.“Thank you! Sometimes a girl likes a little extra flash.”—Ruthie Sue, an American Bulldog In the show ring she usually places second and has been told she will never be a grand champion...