Your owner says you have destroyed five dog beds.“Those were beds? I thought they were fluffy kill toys. I love, love, love puffs of fluff.”She says she’s not buying you any more beds.“She did? I don’t believe you. She always brings...
“Do you have any peanut butter?”— Canelo Found as a puppy near the Baytown mall, he was named after the boxer because he was a little fighter.
“I’ve been working on my sexy snarl.”— Bailey This Pekapom was rejected by a breeder as a puppy, but scooped up by a couple who thought he was cute. They didn’t even mind his underbite, or the fact that his stubby...
“If everything the light touches is my kingdom, then why does the dude kick me out of bed when I want to sleep next to the girl?”— Simba Rejected because he wasn’t a purebred, the terrier-pit bull mix found a forever...
What’s wrong?“I missed another one.”What were you chasing?“I think it is called an elephant.”There was an elephant in your backyard?“Yes! I saw it in the TV window. When I see those animals in the TV window, I bark, bark, bark, and...
Do you drool?“Never!”Do you love bath time?“Yes!”Are you lying to me?“Maybe.”— Dozer This English bulldog found a forever family when he was a year old and his first caretaker had to give him up.
“My name is Sophie, and I’m a cheese addict.”— Sophie, a one-eyed pekapoo
“Need something licked?”— Sasha This German Shepherd insists on checking you out thoroughly before she allows you to meet her 6-year-old master.
Your owner says you have a pretty smile. “I do. But like most girls, I don’t like random strangers to tell me to smile.”— Lucy, golden retriever around 10 years old
“They were looking for a Border Collie, so I raised my big paw. Then the vet told my new family that the reason I was huge for my age was because I was also part Great Dane.”— Lodi, who came from...
