Tagged: pets

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No fence can contain Ms. Daisy

“See that fence over there? I know three places where I can wriggle through. Wait until she looks the other way and I’ll show you my favorite one.”— Daisy, a Lab mix who is an escape...

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Lola — destroyer of dog beds

Your owner says you have destroyed five dog beds.“Those were beds? I thought they were fluffy kill toys. I love, love, love puffs of fluff.”She says she’s not buying you any more beds.“She did? I don’t...

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Simba finds home, thanks to Facebook

“If everything the light touches is my kingdom, then why does the dude kick me out of bed when I want to sleep next to the girl?”— Simba Rejected because he wasn’t a purebred, the terrier-pit...

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Harley, the great elephant hunter

What’s wrong?“I missed another one.”What were you chasing?“I think it is called an elephant.”There was an elephant in your backyard?“Yes! I saw it in the TV window. When I see those animals in the TV window,...

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What’s not to love about this face?

Do you drool?“Never!”Do you love bath time?“Yes!”Are you lying to me?“Maybe.”— Dozer This English bulldog found a forever family when he was a year old and his first caretaker had to give him up.

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Lucy smiles when she wants to

Your owner says you have a pretty smile. “I do. But like most girls, I don’t like random strangers to tell me to smile.”— Lucy, golden retriever around 10 years old